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I wish for breaks
For lunch, for tea, for beer
That the salary was increasing
Didn't fit in my wallet
So that everyday work
We flew by like a rocket
The weekend didn't end
Well, vacation is only in the summer!

Cool birthday greetings to a female colleague

The best day at work
When there is a holiday in the team.
By the way, my colleague
Birthday at the apartment.
She and I work side by side
For many years back-to-back.
Then we’ll play solitaire together,
Then we chat about bullshit.
I love you, my dear friend,
Congratulations from the bottom of my heart.
We are employees forever -
Like pencils on the table.

Cool funny birthday greetings for a female colleague

You and I are inseparable -
Five days per week
You and I share joy,
The grief of labor shackles!

We'll make some tea,
Let's have a heart-to-heart chat...
I dote on you!
I'll give you a dowry for you!

Happy birthday colleague,
Let it grow by leaps and bounds
Your position and salary,
Like in the sweetest dreams!

Cool birthday greetings to a female colleague in verse

How nice this birthday is!
And we were waiting for him so much, colleague!
What holiday will you bring us?
We hasten to congratulate the man!

You surprise us sometimes
A warm, sincere smile.
We will be kinder next to you.
Colleague! Congratulations!

We wish you not to get sick,
We wish you not to remember the sadness.
Let your loved one be able to warm you up,
No longing will bother you!

Cool happy birthday poem for a female colleague

Now I, colleague,
I wish you
Become a boss
Around May.

And if not by May,
By August for sure!
me as a deputy
Do it urgently.

Then - to the deputies,
Then - for president,
And when you get tired, then -
Make films!

And most importantly, us
Remember every day
Otherwise we won't
Congratulations to you!

Well, colleague, get ready to listen to congratulations,
We will drink and eat for your health.
We wish you an increase in bonuses and salary,
And career advancement is what you need!
We also wish you happiness and health. All in all
Happy birthday
And... work harder!

Cool verse happy birthday greetings to a female colleague

No matter how busy you are at work,
And if there is enough health
For sensitive experience, and diligence in matters
And that the meetings run well.
Money poured in, and there were no problems
Congratulations, colleague, on your birthday.
I wish you to work with a smile
And your positivity will never end!

Funny birthday greetings to a female colleague

I'll tell you in a serious tone:
Have a blast on your birthday!
Don't be an office plankton
Don't collect dust on your laptop!

We wish you the whole team
Bloom and smell like a flower!
We wish you a joyful life,
We give a poem to a colleague!

Cool birthday greetings to a girlfriend and colleague

I wish it’s not a Zhiguli, but a Bentley,
So that you never weigh a hundredweight,
So that men, and not youths,
And princes, not scoundrels!
Also, so as not to quarrel with anyone,
Delicious cakes without calories,
The crown, so as not to hide it in your pocket,
And live not only on a salary!
Of course, so that there are outfits,
So that the gentlemen do not forget,
And a friend's faithful shoulder,
Well, do you really need anything else?

Funny birthday greetings to a female colleague

Your birthday has arrived!
What did he promise us?
A lot of fun and a lot of joy!
Here it is, an excellent basis for parties.

We wish you
Good luck in your personal life.
We wish you
May everything be great.

Let the prosperity be excellent,
A loved one is only sincere and faithful.
There will be no basis for tears,
You will be ready for this.

Funny happy birthday greetings to a female colleague

For a colleague for a beauty
There are flowers on the table
From the department from everything
On her birthday,
We wish you fun
And we’ll write congratulations -
We wish her good health,
Happiness at home, at work
It will be fine and calm
And I'm satisfied with the salary
We wish you a promotion
And happy birthday!

Funny birthday greetings to a female colleague

I congratulate you on your birthday,
I wish you simply, without embellishment,
So that life is more wonderful than paradise,
So that you always have everything:

Cars, houses and oil rigs
And a wallet full of money,
By the sea there are dachas and savings books,
And at least a small island!

Happy birthday greetings to a female colleague with humor

We've all been waiting for this day,
Let them dance from the heart,
Take it, our man,
Congratulations from colleagues.

And don't think about work,
Everything will still be... ok,
No chairs, non-stop mode,
We'll have our own hip-hop.

Cool short birthday greetings to a female colleague

You won't oversleep for work,
Always hand in reports
Doesn't happen for you
Difficulties at work
You're a great colleague,
You often help out
You will never reproach
You help people
I want to wish you
On a glorious birthday,
So that everything is within your reach,
Drive away doubts!

Cool SMS happy birthday greetings to a female colleague

On your birthday colleague,
I want to wish you
Find yourself a handsome friend,
Then ring it.

Beautiful funny birthday greetings to a female colleague

You are a specialist from God,
Everyone knows
Everything about you is so familiar to us,
Everyone is interested in you

Let your destiny, colleague,
It'll work out great
And we wish you
Happiness in personal life,

Do you know where to get something?
Sign, send,
Happy Birthday to You,
I want to congratulate you!

Cool birthday wish for a female colleague

Happy birthday!
Let the salary be big
May your health be strong
Thick branches of an oak tree,

I also wish you a sweet life,
Like cake and chocolate together
To enjoy bright happiness
And always swim in the sea of dreams!

Cool birthday greetings to a young woman colleague

I repeat over and over again -
I have no better colleagues!
You are in the most difficult moment, I know
You will stretch out your hands towards me.

How much time has passed
From the moment we met!
We are happy, as fate would have it -
I don’t care about pain, about treachery!

May it be on your birthday, my angel,
Enemies turn pale with envy,
After all, you and I are having fun...
What about enemies? Let them stare!

Happy birthday to a female colleague, funny

Happy birthday, colleague!
Let everything be with you:
And the penthouse and the cash,
Your own hundred-meter yacht!

In the center there is a cool apartment,
Dress in boutiques
And only rage with fat,
And live like in your dreams!

Comic birthday greetings to a female colleague

Please accept my congratulations on your birthday
I wish you success in your work, good luck
Nice neighbors, obedient children
And also Saturdays and Sundays are not boring
Less ironing, cleaning, cooking
New clothes appear in the closet more often
Always remain the same blooming
Desired, smiling and the best!

Comic happy birthday greetings to a female colleague with humor

This day is beautiful, bad weather
Hurry up and drop everything you're doing.
So that some passerby would tell you:
<<Ух, какая женщина прошла!>>.

We congratulate you all
Today with a random date!
We wish that your life
She was happy and at ease!
You look good in any dress -
After all, a proud posture,
Intelligence, femininity, your soul -
Diamond, and everything else – cut!
And we want you
It remained like this for many years,
So that all your dreams come true,
So that everything would be, and not seem...
So that there is happiness and love,
Health, joy - everything according to estimate,
To feel everything again and again,
That it’s not in vain that you live in the world!

I wish the office was uniform
Exchange for a villa in Nice.
I wish you a free life!
What do you wish for your birthday?
Everyone wishes you love and health -
You have it in abundance.
Work is really annoying,
Like a poisonous snake.
Send the boss away
Wave your hand to your colleagues,
Less lies, less falsehood!
Live as you want, don’t suffer!

We’ve been working for, I don’t know how long,
But time flies in an instant,
You came to us as a timid girl,
But she became one of her experienced colleagues.
And since you're celebrating your birthday,
Today in our working atmosphere,
Please accept our congratulations,
In a fun and friendly manner.
We wish the director to worship,
And every time I fell at your feet,
The salary increased every week,
And at least a little bit fell to us.

Zebra and rainbow are somewhat similar.
Zebra striped, rainbow too.
Let life be a striped zebra,
but not 2-color, but multi-colored.
Let there be a lot of green,
Green - hope and warm summer.
Let the bright sun shine yellow,
Red - life illuminates with love
Blue will lift you above the bustle,
he will be a faithful and kind dream
I wish you such a variety of colors,
happiness, health, love and longevity!
Happy birthday!

Happy Birthday!!
I wish you good health
Happiness, joy, love,
Three times more money!
For the sun to shine,
May good luck come!
So that the world is just a fairy tale!
And gave warmth and affection!
To make the cake the most delicious!
So that the laughter is the most friendly!
May there be a sea of gifts!
To drink only while standing!
Let the holiday swirl around you!
And bad weather will be forgotten!
Let your dreams come true!
I know you deserve them!

I remember when I was still a timid girl,
You came to work with us,
And I was afraid and embarrassed of everyone,
But she was a sweet girl.
And having worked here quite a bit,
You have joined a friendly team,
Today we celebrate our birthday,
We congratulate you on it.
We wish you happiness and health,
Success, joy, love.
Leave the worries of life behind,
And congratulations.

To our beloved woman on her birthday
I personally prepared a poem.
Where I wish you goodness and happiness,
I don’t even know what else to say.
May our team always be strong,
And only nice people surround you.
I wish: may everything be fine,
It’s not for nothing that I came to your department.

You and I chose the same path,
Let's get inspired by what we love!
On your birthday, I wish you not to go astray,
Always be a happy person!

Let men not give you a pass,
They fall at your feet, give gifts,
May Fortune enter your life for a long time,
It will be drunk and hot with love!

On your birthday, I wish you that everything will always be good,
So that both at home and here at work, your work will be worthy of appreciation.
At the end of the day, so that you want to run away from work quickly to your family,
Well, in the morning, so that you clearly remember that you have to go to work again.
I wish you career growth and openwork everywhere and in everything,
Let problems be solved simply, encourage them more often with rubles.
However, if there are no rubles and another currency will do,
They will also rent a dacha with a car, ... tickets to the circus (but that doesn’t count!)

Well, think about it, work
Yes, it can be hard.
But with a colleague like you,
Everyday life is full of joy.

Happy Birthday,
Be healthy and cheerful.
And make the bosses proud
Only you and always.

Happy birthday, colleague, spectacular woman.
You are always precise and correct in your work.
I admire your strength, knowledge, skill.
Let there be no stops on the official route.

I want to wish you profitable projects,
Among the male environment - significant subjects,
So that you always captivate with charm, wisdom and beauty.
Never stand still, fully develop your talent.

Companion, colleague and friend!
Happy wonderful birthday to you!
You and I stand at the same plow,
Until the weekend there will be no rest.

I wish you strength and a lot of positivity!
I wish you more vacation days!
Aspirations in work, creativity,
And loyal employees - friends!

A funny birthday greeting to a female colleague from the team

You value your work like no one else,
Every day you rush to work with inspiration,
You have a battery with a motor inside!
Today, relax and unwind!

On your birthday, break all the rules,
Get drunk, invite men to dance,
Let the body and soul “come off the screw”,
And let the labor process wait!

We are lucky to have you, very lucky, and you should know about it,
Today we as a whole team here want to tell you about you.
It’s always comfortable to be around you, you know how to support everyone.
Also: you are an employee - what we need, ass, bee, to the new ones - like a mother.
We love you, respect you, wish you happiness and love,
More prosperity, and for joy. It's not so great without money.
Let the salary be doubled, and let there be three bonuses at a time,
This is the order we issued for your birthday.

On the birthday of the whole team,
Congratulations from the bottom of our hearts.
For us, people like you are hard workers,
Can't find it anywhere in the world!

May you have enough perseverance
Go up the stairs.
And let your salary
How the flower will grow.

The team wishes you a happy birthday today.
We wish you prosperity, inspiration, prospects.
May we always be pampered with a sunny smile,
Be the first violin in business and love.

Today is a holiday in the team!
My colleague has grown up a year!
We also wish, in the future,
So that your career creeps up!

We wish you joyful moments,
So that all things work out.
We wish you bonuses, dividends,
Work like a fairy tale!

Comic happy birthday greetings to a female colleague in prose

Today a beautiful Fairy appeared in the world, she outshines with her intelligence and beauty! We would like to wish her the desired prince and fly with inspiration towards her cherished dream! May your wings always be strong and playful, may the energy of life always bubble! Let the sparkling water flow like a river today, and let the wonderful dishes delight us! Happy Birthday, Fairy, accept kindness, positivity and an exquisite cake from your colleagues. We will make the holiday unforgettable; a surprise awaits you at the end!

Our dear, respected employee and charming woman! On this significant day, we decided, without fear of the boss’s anger, to wish you career growth and salary increases, receiving bonuses and incentives, trips abroad at the expense of the company and all the benefits that are available to those who have already climbed Olympus. There is always a place for such hard worker bees. Always remain as you are now: kind and fair, honest and sincere, attentive and sensitive. Good luck to you in all directions and manifestations. Happy birthday!

Even if you deny it, our work would be darker without you. You are like a ray of goodness, with your femininity and professionalism, you touch your bosses and paint everyday work in positive tones. Congratulations on your birthday, I hope that the bonus will come on its own, asking to go into your pocket, and your enthusiasm will be enough to spend it safely.

Happy birthday, dear colleague, charming woman and reliable comrade! I wish you more pleasant coffee breaks with your employees, unlimited Internet at work and, of course, frequent monetary incentives from management, which will give you the opportunity to spend your holidays exclusively at exotic resorts!

Our precious frame! An invaluable colleague and simply a wonderful woman! To all the friendly and united team, from all our broad souls, we congratulate you on your birthday! We wish you to remain always as young, lively and beautiful for many, many years! And in addition, we wish you an increase in salary and a long vacation in warmer climes!

We hasten to congratulate you on a pleasant event!

We hasten to congratulate you on a pleasant event!
And we are very glad to see you today
In chic perfume and a neat suit
You are so cute that it’s a joy to look at!

Your radiance is brighter than a chandelier,
You are a bright person! And that's the point.
After all, next to you it will never be sad,
And you won't be able to yawn or fall asleep.

Among your colleagues, you are considered the smartest,
Management comes to you every now and then - with praise,
Today we are a noisy working crowd
We would like to read and sing poetry for you alone.

We wish you health, happiness, peace,
Soar in the soul like a butterfly in the garden,
And at work, be an idol for young people
And have a Nobel Prize at least once a year.

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From the entire family team

From the entire family team
We hasten to congratulate you in the morning!
You are gorgeous today,
You are a beauty, buzz, buzz, hurray!

The usual rhythm is slightly disrupted,
And the sensitive nose caresses the perfume...
How can we combine plan and work?
And you, the festive one, here’s a question!

Doubts away, we’ll give you a day off,
The team will replace you “in battle”!
Congratulations! Enjoy!
And appreciate your work!!!

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Congratulate a female colleague

Our dear employee...

Our dear employee,
We hasten to congratulate you!
You are both beautiful and smart -
How not to sin with you!
Your skills and experience
Worthy of the highest awards -
Let no worries, no troubles
Your life will not be darkened!
On this festive, joyful day
I would like to wish you
For a century to remain so sweet,
Our team is amazing!

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Female colleague

We have a close-knit team,
And I congratulate my colleague,
And, filling the glass to the brim,
I wish her the best!
Good health always,
Bright career achievements,
So that gentlemen bow down,
There was no doubt about success!

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Comic congratulations to a female colleague

Song of the cat

I'll come to you secretly based on the smell -
It's a holiday in this office, I know it!
And it doesn’t matter: in July or in May
I will sing to you as a spring cat!

Meow, what a wonderful tan?!
Where? Where? Caribs? Maldives?
Where did you rest, dear Diva?
Meow, there's a fire burning in my heart!

Let the gift be simple,
But I don’t dare congratulate you otherwise -
I'll lead you down the alley under the moonlight
Between tender and velvet roses...

And in my ear, almost without breathing,
I'll hum a wonderful song,
That you are beautiful and endless
I will serve you as a page...

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Beauty!

Between heaven and earth
Hidden beauty:
Without her, as everyone knows,
Neither here nor here...

Accounting is raging
The financial department lit the fires,
When to see our Yulia -
Dream come true…

Chernobrow, brown eyes,
Slim figure, high chest...
Yes... it would go straight into a vase!
With her, even beyond the clouds!

Birthday girl, dear,
Receive your guests!
Happy birsday, my dear!
For health! For friends!

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Funny congratulations to a female colleague

The very best!

I'm offended by the entire female race!
In whose power, tell me, is all this
Rip a man's rib without asking?!
Who will protect us from harm now?!

Who will protect you from: “... wash the floors!”
Or this: “...marching for bread!”
After all, my eyes are full of grief,
When I hear all this around!

But on the other hand, you are more than
Full of affectionate tenderness, bliss...
I will shout for everyone: the battle is over!
Surrender to women, brothers, colleagues!

After all, when you are not nice to her in some way -
You will “receive” without looking back...
Well, what if you conquered her -
All in love, adoration and affection!

We drink to the women in our workshop,
In our office, garden bed, field!!!
I can't live without a woman!
With her I'm like a king on the throne!

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Office manager birthday

People walk very quietly -
The office manager is watching!
Getting caught by her will be bad,
After all, the character is granite!

Smart look, side bangs,
Glasses to the bridge of the nose...
She is our super bee
So that my pupils pop out...

The New Year is long over
But the Snow Maiden is still here...
What a sight for sore eyes! No urine
Take your eyes off her!

This is our mega-Lena -
It's her birthday!
Hey, let's all attack boldly -
Kiss all and sundry!

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Congratulate a female colleague

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May it be wonderful
And a joyful holiday,
Leisure is interesting,
Career - wonderful!
Decent - work,
And life is harmonious,
Prosperity is great
And your health is excellent!
Promising ideas,
Good luck, good luck!
May good luck await you in your business!
Happy birthday!

Well, colleague, don't be bored,
Please accept congratulations:
Don't let your computer break down
All the work turns out

Vacation will only be in the summer,
There's a bonus for him,
Let there be more days off
They last longer

And working days -
They'll fly by like moths,
Let the salary never end
And the boss smiles.

My dear colleague,
With all my heart I wish:
Like Everest, great success,
And on your birthday - only laughter.

Be beautiful like a superstar
Under the windows - a new supercar!
Be the best on Earth
Bathe in happiness and warmth!

My colleague, I want to wish you,
Your desired dream come true,
Work and not get tired at all,
Celebrate your birthday with a smile.
Succeed in your career and business,
Always be healthy and successful,
Never lose your soul,
All that the years have given you!

Birthday wishes
I have in store for my colleague:
All the hard work
Let them be rewarded!

Let the salary grow
It will become crowded in your wallet,
And the bosses respect
Gives double bonuses!

It’s your birthday, colleague,
This is a reason to wish
So that Aunt Vezukha
Didn't go to bed at all.

I followed you for a day,
The night lay awake at the bedside,
Hopelessness so that with longing
She drove me away from the house.

Gave me life in abundance,
Career growth and honor.
And sweet victories in love
I just lost count!/

Cool birthday greetings to a colleague

I don't think you will find
The team is better than ours.
Atmosphere at work
Simply aerobatics!

Respect reigns among us
And wherever you look
Politeness and respect
(So as not to jinx it, knock!)

Look how we crowded together -
The thought comes - for a reason!
Is there a culprit? What's happened?
Yes, hero of the occasion!

What about my dear colleague?
Congratulations!
Where will you hear the strength of the heart -
Listen to every word.

The one who pleases laughs.
If you love, then we love.
Believe that there is something on earth
A friend of the heart and not alone!

We didn’t ask what we wanted.
We know this - we don’t live a day.
Seven feet under your keel!
We drink to your health!

How often have we covered for each other...
Corporate party, parking and emergency
We were steadfastly worried, my friend,
But today your birthday has come.

Let your salary improve quickly
Career continues to grow upward,
Let the chamber of mind not become scarce,
After all, we have so much to go through!

Monday to Wednesday
He cries until lunchtime
From Thursday to Monday
The slacker doesn't work.
Come on, get yourself together,
Bow down at the feet of the barefoot,
Star plans against
Organize a corporate party.
Pour us a glass,
Receive congratulations!

Our colleague, dear,
We wish you health and happiness.
Live richly and beautifully
Know how to forgive, know how to love.
And may work bring you
Always great fun.
Don't forget about yourself
Relax with friends more often!

On your birthday, colleague, good luck,
Success in any, even the most difficult, task.
May abundant wealth flow like a fountain,
Live like Rockefeller, easy and rich!

Good partners and profitable deals,
Never know troubles and alterations,
And super projects and super ideas,
And just respect from many people!

Having gathered as a friendly team,
We came to congratulate you
And on your birthday with positivity
Charge you, colleague.

We wish you great gravity
In your bank account.
We wish you an immodest life:
Car, apartment, business, house...

Take off in your career, like on an elevator -
Easy, not dusty, no hassle -
And experience natural lifting,
Confidently hitting the jackpot.

We wish you exotic beaches,
Have a wonderful southern evening.
And excellent personal affairs for you,
And a life of joyful gifts.

Happy birthday, colleague,
Let life be wonderful!
You need a quick run -
And ruin your career!
Today I wish you -
Let the salary grow!
I'm celebrating with you today
May good luck come to you!

Comic happy birthday greetings from colleagues

We will put aside the list of professions,
Let's not weigh victories and merits.
There are words, more precious than all titles, -
Colleague, comrade and friend!

It’s unlikely to return the past years,
But let another time come,
So that, having quenched your sorrows,
Light a fire in your heart!

So that when you meet your present day,
Don't complain about bad weather,
And to live generously, without tea for the soul,
So that by giving, you will receive!...

Working with you is nothing but happiness,
I couldn’t find a more reliable colleague!
Let's celebrate your holiday as it should,
It happens only once a year.
They can congratulate you on your birthday
All people are dear to you later.
I want to note how much the company needs you,
You are the best in such a difficult matter.
You can easily help with advice without showing off,
That's why I want to wish you so much,
So that you always remain in the team
And I definitely didn’t think about changing jobs!

You are next to us at work
Although household chores
Sometimes they still lie on you,
We, the entire male half,
We ask you to forgive us today
Because often we men
We make noise and argue for no reason,
Needlessly annoying you
Let's decide forever:
Today, tomorrow and beyond,
Men, take care of women,
So that they save the men.

I wish you career heights,
Conquer them boldly, without fear,
Move forward without knowing any doubts
Don't lose sight of the main thing

I want to say - the dream will come true,
Colleague, just don’t be discouraged,
Let all good things happen in life,
You don’t know sorrows or sorrows!

Well, colleague, congratulations,
Happy birthday from the bottom of my heart!
I wish you happiness
And great success!

May your holiday be bright,
May there be much joy awaiting you!
Let nice gifts
This day brings you!

Let your salary grow
So that the need goes away,
And let it be sweeter than chocolate
Your life will always be there!